There’s a man on the side of the road selling dreams... a guy comes up to him and says, “How much for a dream?”

The dream salesman says, “That depends, do you want a good dream, or a bad dream?”

“I want the best dream I can get.”

“Did you know that your dreams are drawn from your own experiences?” asks the salesman.

“Now I do. Maybe I could have somebody else’s dream then,” says the guy, hoping for a happy experience, and realising that his lacklustre life was not the material of amazing dreams.

“Funny you should ask– I have a brother who sells books and lottery tickets, maybe he can help you.”