From the website Bill's Diamond Theory: A Secret Publicly Revealed! --

On the left is Neil Diamond, that wholesome, all-time favorite of American Baby Boomers, and a popular act at large casinos everywhere.

On the right is King Diamond, the evil speed metal singer of Mercyful Fate and his own solo band, and the creator of intricate horror story themed albums.

What they don't want you to know is that NEIL AND KING ARE THE SAME PERSON!

So the next time you see a singer with side-burns by the name of "Diamond", take a closer listen. You'll hear a single man who secretly caters to a wide audience, getting the best of both worlds without losing his fans!

July 2, 2002 shc759